Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Sunday, September 28, 2008

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ways to annoy people at the movies.

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "
Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets kille
d.

Durin
g the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
Whene
ver the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh
 very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selli
ng popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going
 to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popco
rn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they canno
t sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress
 for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty
 chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3d glass
es. Complain loudly how bad the effect are.

Bring
 a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring
 a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front
 row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every
 time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
Bring
 a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start
 a wave.

Becom
e a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw
 eggs at the projection window.

Every
 time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
Sing with the theme
 music.

Bring
 and use your own air freshener.

At the ticke
t booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies.
"
Throw
 spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass aroun
d a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point
 a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring
 a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on.
When someo
ne asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
Use binoc
ulars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring
 a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudl
y every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someo
ne kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
Ask what the theat
er's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the perso
n at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start
 a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote
 all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequ
ently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
Every
 time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those
 "cat in the hat" top hats.

Get 3 peopl
e together and act like you are Crow, Tom Servo, and Joel from Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Befor
e the movie starts, stand up, and imitate the Truth commercial saying, "The makers of this film couldn't find any way to make their characters rebellious, rockin.., or cool so instead, they'll just smoke.
"
When someo
ne walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"
Play music
al chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring
 your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Durin
g a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"
Befor
e the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring
 a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring
 a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking.

Tie a cardb
oard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
Cough
 really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

Bring
 a flashlight and shine it on the walls or ceiling, in advance draw an outline o*@!uy screwing a chick (or perhaps another guy), then cut
out the outli
ne and put it in front of the flashlight, so the image can be seen on the wall or ceiling.

Laugh
 hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.


Say "
Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that'
s showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.